shopping for boats

so, last night jason and i went boat shopping. ...not for boats that go in the water, but boats that go on my feet. it's one of those events that i usually avoid at all costs and try to only do once a year. it's not that i don't like new shoes... its just that there is no such thing as cute shoes for someone with a size 11 foot! i'm sure you'll notice, that every shoe thats on display at department stores are NOT for big footed people. jason likes to refer to my feet as boats, and sometimes even cracks on me to the sales associates. i will admit though, he was the one who encouraged me to get some new boats this time around. maybe it's the cold weather, or maybe they've shrank a little, but my feet how now decided to be half a size smaller, which increases the difficulty of finding anything in the right size. of course. i'm like the ackward middle child with a foot size that no one really cares about. maybe i'll start my own line of shoes for other foundationally ackward people.

i think i was born this way.